Office by Alex Penny
18. I like a lot of things and say weird stuff. I am a super woman.
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Anonymous: hi, you're gorgeous and I love your hair and I just want to cuddle with you and stuff. you could be like my little kitten and we can meow and stuff.
I feel like a little girl when she comes down to see her wonderful presents under the christmas tree but gets caught in a surprised excitement by a little puppy with a bow wrapped around it’s neck underneath the tree. That’s how this made me feel. I want to hold you and make you feel warm and loved and wanted and stuff. Let me meow and make you purr.
God damn, let Kate Kate have a lick.
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Why does my vagina smell so darn good.
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Uniting the Planet for a Journey to Another Star
Former astronaut Mae Jemison (and living legend) will spearhead the audacious 100 Year Starship plan to send mankind on an interstellar adventure.
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My life is sitting on kitchen counters, touching my dog, and masturbating while watching Family Guy. It’s pretty sweet. I just want some sex kitten to join me.
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It ain’t sex without hickeys and scratches, baby.
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I connected my past with the present and future. Like, everything. I didn’t want to but I did. It made me and I hated every second of it. It was insightful but I don’t like thinking anymore.
Know what I mean?
